Every time I see a pregnant woman I wonder who penetrated her. If the husband/ boyfriend is near, I can even see them in the act, and if I'm feeling really imaginative then I can even see a supermagnified view: little spermlets leaking out of an unlikely tare in the latex.

If I see couple's together I often imagine them having sex.

I am not a pervert. I cannot help it. My brain is missing the modest parts.

Today Rjane and I had a walk. She is mean to me sometimes and quite dumb. I want a bike so I don't have to ride her roomates. Also, I want to be able to ride by myself.

I learned how to play Holland 1945 today, so my fingers have rough patches at the tips that remind me of superglue.

I am skipping logic to even out the playing field.

Bye.